Hi everyone, long time no read.
To make up for it, I’ve written a poem about our current Prime Minister. Enjoy.
Theresa May is such a bitch
She can often be mistaken for a witch
With her old-fashioned ways
And speeches that go on for days
She’s as pleasant as a never-ending itch.
“Strong and stable leadership!” she cries
When she realises that we aren’t believing her lies
Bullying the EU into a trade deal
Whilst families hunt for the next meal
It’s almost as though Thatcher never died.
Her government “isn’t driven by the privileged few”
Yet there are more billionaires mingling between me and you
Starbucks doesn’t pay tax
Food banks are always packed
The NHS is on the brink of collapse too.
Once upon a time Britannia ruled the waves
Now it’s crumbling with people having no money to save
But voting for Labour would be chaos!
Vote for Theresa who obviously oozes pathos
I never thought I’d say this, but I kinda miss Dave.
This is the woman who voted against gender equality and human rights
She doesn’t believe in gay marriage or animal life
To her, voting to lift the hunting ban is imperative
As is using vocab that is repetitive
If we all rally together, she will not win this fight.
Vote Labour June 8th.
Ashleigh M Cross